Escazú Hash
House Harriers
"The
Jurassic Hash"
Hash Quotes Archives
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Escazú Hash
House Harriers Hash Quotes Archives |
Hashers are very adept at the art of concealing what is not worth hiding
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If you had a mind, you could write like
Shakespeare.
It is only the mind
which is wanting.
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Ladies,
leave your eyebrows alone.
Here's how much men care about your eyebrows: Do you have two of them?
Okay, let's f--k!
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"I don't need a
bigger 'mega' M&M.
If I'm extra hungry for M&Ms,
I'll go nuts and eat two".
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"Hashers
are determined to show if they have not got genius,
they you can at least be dull".
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"REMEMBER SOME PEOPLE ARE ALIVE SIMPLY BECAUSE IT IS ILLEGAL TO SHOOT THEM."
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From the International Hash Dictionary:
Coffee (n.), a person who is
coughed upon.
Abdicate (v.), to give up
all hope of ever having a flat stomach.
Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk.
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"Having sex
is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner,
you'd better have a good hand." - - Woody Allen
"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope." - - George Burns
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