Escazú Hash
House Harriers
"The
Jurassic Hash"
Members Page
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Escazú Hash
House Harriers Members Page |
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Contact Info & Map |
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Austin Powers |
Land locked sea loving captain, living here in the Central Valley mountains, afraid to venture too far from the home of his ex. Occasionally has been seen still sailing (Lil' yellow rubber duckies in the tub). |
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Bambi |
Though he often has trouble finding the runs, he managed to co-found the SJH3 hash way back in 1979. Hasn't missed an Inter- Am yet, though the threat of divorce is in the balance each and every event. Also co-founded Bam Bam & Bambini. |
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Boniga Boy |
The one and only Fred Astaire of the group, though hardly the ladies' man, as you might suspect. Actually suspected of being some sort of secret agent working with the US embassy. The truth may be however that he is really a frustrated male embassy librarian. |
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Buddha |
The "He-Man" of the group, or so he pretends. Knows every babe in Costa Rica (in his dreams) and he has been known to 'walks the walk'. Need a connection? Well, whatever your need might be (knitting, popular recipes, book of the month club, etc.), Buddha just might be your guy. Founder of our "Beers n' Bush". |
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Chino
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The other co-founder of the SJH3 Hash way back in 1979, plus several other worldly Hash groups around the Asian Basin. Known as the "Grandfather of Viagra" (he had to develop it, as it was the only hope he had). Has graciously volunteered his home for the next three Hash Christmas parties. |
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Clavo
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Last scene running
the late-comer loops at Run #49. Yet to be seen at the start of a
Hash, but never misses the beer. Best know for setting runs in
abandoned, muddy construction sites setting no marks, and/or using black
spray paint at dusk. |
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Cornblower |
A man of many talents, just can't think of none at the moment. A true blue cotton picker if you ever saw one. Fool of wisdom, he has a saying for every situation that arises. Trouble is, usually it's a saying for a different situation, but none the less . . . |
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Eternal Hare |
Always there, but never when you need him. Thinks he's young and handsome, but he hasn't fooled anyone yet, even all of us with just a half a mind. Knows every bar and barmaid in and out of town by their middle name. |
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Fancy Pants |
Young, handsome, devilish looking fellow - world renown for his rather enviable-largish "Fancy Parts" and his debonair ways with women from all walks of life. Obviously a Body Builder to boot and more than an inspiration to all. |
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Garlic Breath |
Famous science fiction author of "La Dweeb", long time topper of the non-best seller list. Highly claims to know lots and lots about chocolate and vanilla. From a Swab to a slob, we try very hard to humor his long winded and repetitive stories. |
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Hooligan |
Level-headed family man, recognized for his calm demeanor, often seen trying to imitate FP"s "Fancy Parts" with a large fake cloth stuffed apparatus at joyous Hash gatherings and other social events. |
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Jack Off |
Proud of his name if you can believe that, though some hashers secretly call him "Jerk Off". This title comes from the many many years of non-voluntary abstinence. Cranky is his middle name, but wanky is the name of his game. |
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Kojak |
'Railroad Bill' Kojak look alike. Once aspired to be a private eye, but ended up a B& B owner/worker. Nobody knows Kojak better than he does himself. |
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Lily Pad |
Comes to
run, then runs off when it's done! We sort of know what she looks
like from occasional glimpses in the pack. Claim to fame:
Once did a "down down"! |
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Mustang Monkey |
A young lad, still wet behind the ears, sponging off Mommy and Daddy driving wildly in circles with his tail poking out the trunk of a red Mustang unsuccessfully seeking fellow female monkeys. |
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Parrot |
A real swell insurance guy who lost his itty-bitty squeaky horn years ago and has never been the same since. Known to some as the "King of the lentil soup". |
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Piston Head |
Our never present Grand Master y financer of SJH3. Only comes to Hooligan's runs so he can be heard complaining. Claims to have more kids than cars as his only excuse for poor attendance. |
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Pixel Head |
Fortunately not a chip off the old block, but a computer geek none the
less. Claims to know a million young lassies, but where are they?
Has to have his arm twisted to attend the hash. |
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Pussy Eater |
Acquired this title from his self-proclaimed fame when he was not quite the geezer of now. Tends to roll around when there's girlies present , but seldom else. Has to live up to his name we suspect. |
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Slow Dick |
Name
says it all. Grows plants, but not the "good stuff". Drives
all the way from Timbucktoo to get to every hash. Never misses a Paul McCartney
concert nor an Inter-Am. |
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Magic fingers to say the least. One of the few sexy women who dare to run with the EH3. Brave souls, all two of them, or be it too fool to know what they be doing? |
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On On On On On On On On On On On On On On On On On On On On On On On On On On On On |
Official website of the Escazu Hash House Harriers - www.escazuhhh.com - Founded January 10th, 2005 Local contacts: Fancy Pants : 282-6010 - Hooligan: 215-2162 - Slow Dick: 487-5557 - Jack Off: 384-6339
