Hare Corn Blower isn’t able to make many EHH hashes but that doesn’t stop him from fulfilling his duty as a Hare.  The V.F.W. group (Veterans of Fucking Wankers) of Slow Dick, Bambi, Fancy Pants, Eternal Hare, Parrot and Hooligan were all there to fulfill their desire to drink beer afterwards, but first the run. They was no need for explaining the meaning of the run’s mark to these veterans but that didn’t stop the hare from doing it anyway, as all had been planned.  His experimental agronomic farm in La Guacima had recently been the venue for a SJHH run so we knew we were in for some good Hashing terrain.  As before the trial scent led along shores of the aromatic Rio Segundo but this time instead of diverting away from the river we continued along its banks on rugged terrain and thick bush.  We were so far off the beaten track that we ran by a feral dog den with new born pups. The twin horns of Fancy Pants and Parrot had her in stir but she realized we were harmless and on our way.  Parrot and Eternal Hare led us on through checks to the irrigation canals that parallel the river on which we had to do balancing acts by treading on the concrete block wall that forms the sides of the canal with a steep deep drop-off to the river on our right and the fast flowing canal waters on our left.  No one wanted to hold Hooligan’s hand this time as he has the worst balance of all.  When we neared the aroma of the animal bone rendering factory we knew were we were.  Fancy Pants almost got the dry heaves from the aroma of the factory and Bambi and Slow Dick got so disorientated they ran past the marks that told us to leap over the canal to the other side and instead ran on and found false trial marks after the rest of the pack found the true trail and check.  Hare Corn Blower didn’t give much away on his checks and had us actually checking for a change.  An obligatory romp on the railroad tracks had us near the end and back to the beer.

   Back at the sugar shack, the resident ladies had prepared veggies and picadillo for bocas which went down well with the beer.

   Problem was after the well deserved down downs for the Hare and the late cummer visiting hasher Detachable Penis from the L.A. hash we were running low on beer.  More late cummers like Jack-off, Buddha, Resorte and the Plomo couple made the situation even more drastic for which I cannot vouch how it was solved as I left satisfied with the beers I had and an excellent hash run with good bocas under my belt.

 P.S.  The remainder of the Hash Pack moved on to the local Black Lite Bar where Detachable Penis, Jack Off and  Fancy Pants wooed the lucky locals and the Pack withseveral selections of Karaoke songs well into the wee wee hours of the night proving that it pays to stay until the last beer has been down downed.

 NEXT RUN #60: MON. Feb. 26th 5:00 pm

HARE:  Eternal Hare; a.k.a. Jue; a.k.a. Randolph Zuñiga   Cell: 835-1771

Location:   To be announced.  Stay tuned to this channel.

For Map & De-Erections go to http://www.escazuhhh.com/map.htm

Hareline:  Run # 61 - Mar  6  - Fancy Pants
                 Run # 62 - Mar 13 - Garlic Breath
                 Run # 63 - Mar 20 - Hooligan
        
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 HASH TRASH JOKE (submitted by Parrot):

 How do you keep women from smoking?

See below……

 On On!